Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Monday, 4th Feb 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

The last few weeks have seemed like hell and there's little respite this week as you continue on your steamy voyage down the Styx. Many of your emotions have been plagiarised by others who have no idea how you feel. NO IDEA I TELLS YA!

Every part of your body will cry out in pain today, although there is no explanation as to why this should be.


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