Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Saturday, 9th Feb 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Heavy drinking can lead to a certain number of social problems. Weather can change in an instant, so be prepared for every eventuality today. Even and especially if that means dressing up in 3 different types of clothing.

Weird is not a word you'd normally associate with your behaviour. That's because you're completely normal and sane and don't give a dog's dooberie about having fun.

All your long-term plans will come into fruition this month. Beware of speeding busses.


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