Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

Just desserts is a damn good name for a dessert company. Which is why approximately 90 firms are currently trading under that name. You will get an important phone call today, but you won't be able to find a pen to write down the message.

Your itchy nose will soon be gone after you suffer a week of agonising hell locked in a pepper cupboard with a strait-jacket.

Don't be embarrassed by your actions today, embrace your flamboyant side.


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