Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

The odds on you surviving the day with your sanity intact are low. Be warned about your general demeanour today as others will not take kindly to happy-clappy fools.

Jail sentences between 5 and 10 years may be applicable to your situation today.


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