Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

A week of rest may be all you need for your broken leg to recover. Doctors may be stunned by a random discovery they make whilst examining you. Describing yourself in a local rag as "A badass dude from the badlands" is a great way to invite ridicule upon yourself.

A hairy back may trouble you this week, especially if it's not your hairy back that's in question.

Geeks and nerds - one big smelly bunch of cyber-crimes waiting to happen. And you're next on their list.


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