Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Sunday, 10th Feb 2019

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors. Your footsteps will seem louder today as you break in new shoes. However, this will not be a metaphorical sign of anything greater.

Many of your feelings can be expressed in the form of haikus. However, you'll be lucky if you can find anyone who gives a flying hoot, or who actually finds them impressive in any way.


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