Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

Correlating facts is an awesome responsibility. Are you sure you're up to it? Deja vu is not a thai dish that you had two weeks ago. Today might surprise you by quickly changing the colour of the clouds perhaps for up to 10 seconds.

Don't try to tell people how to live their lives! Your life is your own, and you should feel perfectly free to bugger it up royally.


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