Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

Today might be tiring, but you will sleep easy this evening once everything has died down. Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today.

Always make time to shop for car insurance. It will make your day more fulfilling.

Today might see a need for you to call attention to yourself, and we're always happy to recommend faxing semi-nude pictures of yourself to random numbers.


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