Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

Memory can often plays tricks on people - why not trick memory first by getting a lobotomy. You are not anyone's "bitch". Don't be embarrassed by your actions today, embrace your flamboyant side.


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