Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

I'll always be indebted to you for reading this horoscope, I hope you know that. Going to visit a particular website and clicking on an advert you see, may help pay for future emails you receive. ;)

If you're ignorant are you blessed? Only with ignorance, my stupid friend.

Today may seem like an extraordinary opportunity to get even with the world, but the world may have different ideas.


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