Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022
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Virgo
23 August - 22 September
Beauty and misery are a package pair for you today. Hope for look in all your endeavours. Danger, excitement, thrills. Even spills. These are buzz words which may catch your attention this week, possibly in the form of a horoscope.
Ten to one may seem like fair odds, but then how likely are you to be able to successfully breed Pandas with Llamas (a Panama).
Ten to one may seem like fair odds, but then how likely are you to be able to successfully breed Pandas with Llamas (a Panama).
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