Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

You're single. So what are you doing reading this when you could be out there having fun? Go let your hair down. A new love will present itself today, grab it with both hands, in all possible places.

Waiting for important email will take precedent over waiting for junk mail for the first time today. Although you will still be interested when you get an email declaring "George Bush falling over!!1".


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