Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Sunday, 10th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

When asked if you're OK today, you may feel tempted to respond with physical violence. Parts of you are pleased that you are to become single once again. Mostly the groinal parts.

You may be better off taking charge of your own laundry today for reasons that the stars do not make clear.

Many things that people say over the coming days will appear nonsensical, but may start to make sense towards the end of the week.


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