Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person with bad breath is trying to spell the word "halitosis" in a confined space. The words you use to describe yourself may have to be revised today, after suffering what can only be described as "hell".

Speak slowly and you will be heard. People will think you're being a dick, but people will definitely understand you.

You struggle with your sexuality like a lizard trying to put on a pair of y-fronts.


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