Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Virgo


23 August - 22 September

Believe everything you read today. You gullibility may cause you problems later this week. You have a very positive outlook on life that may have to shift slightly to fit in with a new persona that may be forced onto you today.

Homeopathic treatments are not generally carried out by psychopathic people. I'm not entirely sure you know that the 'pathic' part of those two words doesn't mean that they're related.

The computer you are trying to access has forbidden you entry as it deems your horoscope too scary.

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