Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Peaches and cream are a cheap and enjoyable dessert menu for any supper guests. The future holds great things for you. It's just that whenever you get close, the future snatches them behind its back and shouts "Na-na-na-nana."

When trying to take the top of a bottle of paracetamol, you may find yourself contemplating destroying the universe.

Cysts are a sign of overworking as much as anything else. Relax today whilst a loved one lances your soppiest boils.


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