Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs. Your selfish ways will not improve this week as you win a sizeable jackpot on the lottery.

The chance for change has long since left you.

Rumour has it that hotdogs might be 90% snout. But you, sir, are 100% arse.


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