Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

You are trapped in a cave with a panther and a sound system playing Michael Bolton's greatest hits. What do you do? Any change you receive today will help you feel like someone is contributing to your lifestyle.

Terrible news is headed your way - the best way to save your sanity is by implicating as many people as possible in your demise.


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