Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Wednesday, 13th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Your mind is filled with thoughts of sexual inadequacy and hey, maybe you're right. Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding.

Half of what I say is meaningless...the other half is pure gold, purer than any snow that ever fell. Purer than the white cover on that classic Beatles' album.


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