Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

I do not think this horoscope means what you think it means. Hell has a new master and he's coming for you! Wednesday may be sunny. Office politics may cause problems for you today if you arrive with a comedy tie.

The richer they are, the more money they have to spend paying you off. Remember that.


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