Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. The world moves pretty fast around you and you must learn to slow it down to a reasonable pace. Much of this can be done with a hefty broad-sword.

A label you find may give you much happiness this week.

The sounds of fairies in your head are brought on by the alcohol. It may be time to stop drinking this week.


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