Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Mar 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Horrible smells and green patches on your body may make your day turn sour. LEDs may come to the rescus for your today, shining fluorescently to the answer you truly seek.

Many of the truths you desparately cling to are beset by the fact that you read only comic books and talk to children.

The stars indicate that walking under ladders is a bad idea for you this month.


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