Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Sep 2021

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

You may hear good news today from an excitable old lady who may turn out to be drunk. Swollen ankles and sore knees are the best you can hope for today.

Having a box of tissues close to hand might become important over the coming minutes.


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