Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Your friends will call you Jumbo. Don't let others stifle your creativity. It's alright to make paintings out of their droppings. The dead are unlikely to rise from their graves today, but this should not deter you from starting your "Anti-Zombie" fan club.


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