Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019
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23 August - 22 September
You have many more years ahead of you. With every passing moment you are pissing away your life reading nonsense on websites. In many ways you should really go now, but instead you're fascination by this crazy online world of surreal shenanigans. Oooh like, there's a little birdie!...oh no, sorry, it's an email. What's prettier, eh? You silly online surfing human person!
Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations.
The best of excuses are those that are plausible (so, not ones that involve you, super-powers and hordes of sexy friends).
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