Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Friday, 15th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

The good thing about the internet is that no-one knows quite how disturbingly grotesque you look. Gloomy times lay ahead. All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off.

Today is a day like any other, try not to expect too much from this segment of 24 hours.


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