Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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Virgo

23 August - 22 September

You can't hide from the rest of the day, so I suggest you burst headlong into it without waiting for anyone to catch up. Thinking and driving at the same time can be hazardous for you today.

Cartoons will flavour the day for you, today, giving you ideas and humour.

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