Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Cancelling a direct-debit may land you in hot water with an authority. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous. Your pedestal is going to be kicked out from under you today, as loved ones will embellish you with hateful phrases.

You have a very positive outlook on life that may have to shift slightly to fit in with a new persona that may be forced onto you today.


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