Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 22nd Sep 2022

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

The words you use to describe yourself may have to be revised today, after suffering what can only be described as "hell". Pah! Happiness? The Gods know not of this word and you will pay for your insubordination.

Clarity of thought is something you need to accomplish today. Optrex is your lucky fluid for the day.

You are to be complemented for your skill at navigating websites.


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