Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Dave is not a name you want to associate with today. Dave may be the devil's spawn. It's hard to tell. You may start to question evolution today, and upon doing so you'll hopefully encounter a reason for your deserving the Darwin award.

Sleep deprevation can affect you negatively today, so ensure you murder all the dogs in your area for a guaranteed good night's kip.


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