Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Dave is not a name you want to associate with today. Dave may be the devil's spawn. It's hard to tell. Pull out of any prior engagements tonight as you are about to receive a special unexpected visitor.

All the colours in the rainbow will come out to play on other people's faces today. You may be diagnosed with flu at some point this week.

Your life may seem boring compared to others, however, you *do* have a nice car.


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