Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Laminated wallpaper can be a great idea to turn your walls into washable, wipeable blank canvasses. Your lack of modesty will cause you problems today, jackass.

The dead are unlikely to rise from their graves today, but this should not deter you from starting your "Anti-Zombie" fan club.


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