Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Presenting yourself with home-made cardboard awards is probably not the sanest way to go about giving yourself a morale boost. Mouldy coffee cups may not be breeding the penicillin you hope they are.

Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations.


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