Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Monday, 4th Feb 2019
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23 August - 22 September
Giraffes are one of natures most bizarre creatures. Whilst this may seem like a "fact" out of the blue, you'll soon see the relevance over the coming fortnight.
The very thought of coming up with a horoscope for you made me laugh. You may be the most pathetic thing I've ever come across - but DON'T BE SAD! You are on the verge of a massive breakthrough.
Placing your mouth around the exhaust of a car stuck in traffic is bound to cause more traffic problems. Please take into consideration the needs of others.
Love makes the world go round, and peaches make a very nice accompaniment to sweetcorn.
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