Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Tuesday, 5th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

You've got as much right as anyone to stamp your feet and demand retribution. The most erotic thoughts are those brought on by bubbles in your spinal fluid.

Any advice given to you today will seem like poppycock, and it probably is.


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