Your Funny Virgo Horoscope for Wednesday, 6th Feb 2019

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star sign: Virgo

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

The week may start well, but fall into sharp decline later on Saturday. Tantric is not a cuss-word you want to use around the office. It's not even a cuss-word. It is, however, said to be very exhausting.

The latin phrase for what you're feeling right now is: "Non semper inquisit damascus aroooooo!". There's a little bit of dog language mixed in there too.


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