Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations. You're incredible. Incitement is not a word you want to be hearing today, so avoid any particularly aggressive behaviour.

Butter your bread on both sides so that if the bread falls, you'll be screwed no matter what. It may be easier to make a toasted sandwich.


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