Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Most of your dreams will come true over the coming fortnight, so prepare for wealth, health and happiness, you lucky dog. The legend of the baked bean may trouble you today as last night's meal tries to catch up with last week's.

Having had a taste of victory last week, this week may seem like the ideal opportunity to go wild.


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