Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Thursday, 5th Dec 2019

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

When gazing upon the face of a loved one, close your mouth and stop babbling on about how much you wish that restraining order had been quashed. One part love, one part hate. This is a recipe for your life.

Don't be in the market for any of what anyone is selling.


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