Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Thursday, 6th Dec 2018

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Kindling is always useful when lighting fires. However, metaphorical fires can be started using a baseball bat or a 2x4 plank. Celebrities don't find you attractive because you are pond scum in comparison.

The darkness you experience when you close your eyes might be accompanied by a low demonic growl today.

Buying a T-Shirt proclaiming your bald patch is a solar panel for a sex machine is a good idea.


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