Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Your talents dictate that you will not go so far. Potato salesmen may call today and leave you a spud on your doorstep. The morning will be full of fun and sunshine.

Up to your neck in debt? Today might be the day you strike it lucky and catch the television advert that claims they can help you. They really want to help too, they love you. It doesn't matter whether you have a criminal record of CCJs, or whatever. Heck, if they could, they'd have your babies. Seriously. There's a lot of love between you and that random debt-help company.


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