Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Sunday, 10th Feb 2019
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23 September - 23 October
Your ability to speak may be impaired today as you attempt to swallow half of a live hedgehog. It's one thing to pick your nose, but did you notice that your colleague always wipes it in the same place under his desk? Check there when he's not looking - there's a rotting mound of snot just waiting to fall off onto his foot.
Your worst fears may come to light today when you are shoved into a very small hole filled with sharks, insects, spiders, snaked and moths.
Minor changes to your driving style allows you to feel like you're a better driver, but actually are making your behaviour quite erratic.
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