Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Waiting for important email will take precedent over waiting for junk mail for the first time today. Although you will still be interested when you get an email declaring "George Bush falling over!!1".

You have a personality that makes people smile, and that is worth exploiting today in any way you see fit.

Skeletons in your closet are a sign that you have an eventful life and are nothing to be embarrassed about.


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