Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

The day's events will make you want to move abroad. It's going to be one of those days, I really, really apologise. Your legs look nice today. Show them off in some kind of very short skirt that nearly shows your organy-bits. Yes Derek, I'm talking to you!


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