Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Jesus will stalk you and kill your animals. The number you are thinking of is an odd number below 50. Death can stalk you in all forms, even cute little pussy cats and slugs. Beware of all cats who have slugs attached to their backs.

Act daft today, help people close to you smile, and feel the healing power of laughter.


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