Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today. When walking down the street, trying not to step on the cracks in the stone, you must take care to avoid all steaming piles.

You are easily replaced - don't take your boots off.


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