Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Today might be the day when you get stuck in a hole with a dwarf. Remember all the research you did into dwarf habits in order to prevent mental breakdown.

All the things you're unsure of will almost certainly remain enigmatic by the end of the day.

The story of the tortoise and the hare will make you rethink things over the coming week. Like, how lazy was that hare, eh? Jeez, I mean, that bunny should've whupped that table ornament.


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