Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Banking on anyone this week? Don't let them let you down like they did me. I'm still picking up the pieces of a tattered life. The medical degrees you claim you possess were not worth the 70 euros you paid for them through PayPal.

If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.


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