Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Mar 2019

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star sign: Libra

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Your neighbour's taste for loud music may cause them to incur an unfortunate accident. Any time you feel restless this week, try to imagine what it would be like to take viagra and ritalin at the same time.

You must relax more, take long walks and fill the bath up really full so that you can soak those weary limbs.


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