Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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Libra

23 September - 23 October

Breaking out of your shell is best done sooner than later. When in danger, you have a tendency to run away quickly. Harness that ability today as you'll need it sometime around 4pm.

Screaming loudly only serves to wake the neighbours. They'll only investigate once they're sure you're dead and the murderer has left the crime scene.

The scars left on your knee are there for everyone to see.

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